1、And everybody hates everything with the exception，of angelina jolie，who is totally awesome.
每個人都討厭所有的一切，但就是不討厭安吉麗娜·朱麗，她人實在太好。
2、Sometimes when you think the sky is about to fall down, you might be standing tilted!
有時候你以爲天要塌下來了，其實是自己站歪了！
3、You can't always help who you are attracted to.
有時候人們就是會控制不住喜歡誰。
4、Why do you even have a phone if you're not gonna pick it up?
你要是都不接電話，你要手機來幹嘛？
5、When you don't have enough money to fix your own mistakes, you've make your own magic.
當你沒錢彌補你犯下的錯誤時，那就得靠自己創造奇蹟。
6、How will you ever live with the shame?
犯下奇恥大辱，你以後還怎麼做人呀？
7、Why are the hot ones always gay?
爲什麼長得帥的`都是gay？
8、People who hate you, but can't kill you. That's what family is.
親人就是恨你卻又不能殺你的人。
9、If I have to strip, I have to strip.
君要臣脫，臣不得不脫。
10、Everyone's as judgmental as me.
大家全都愛吐槽。
