生活大爆炸經典臺詞(英文)
Sheldon在Howard婚禮上致辭的那一段：
The need to find another human being hasalways puzzled me.
Maybe because I'm so interesting all bymyself.
With that being said, wish u find as muchhappiness with each other as I find on my own
Sheldon:“If I could, I would,but I can’t, so I shan’t”(Sheldon的語態和連詞)(S05E01)
Leonard: I see nothing in this box but awasted childhood. (Howard變魔術 S05E12)
Raj: Ordinary, yet I sense it is drippingwith magical potential.
Sheldon: “Hummingbirds are thevampires of the flower world.”(S05E09)(比喻蜂鳥是花世界裏的`吸血鬼，Sheldon的恐鳥症，蜂鳥是傳粉者)
Sheldon: In the winter that seat is closeenough to the radiator to remain warm and yet not so close as to causeperspiration. In the summer it's directly in the path of a cross breeze createdby opening windows there, and there. It faces the television at an angle thatis neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide to create aparallax distortion. I could go on, but ... I think I've made my point.(Sheldon座位理論)(S01E01)
Sheldon： The need to findanother human being to share one's life with,has always puzzled ebecause i'm so interesting all by myself with that being you find asmuch happiness with each other as i find on my own. (Bernadette和Howard婚禮致辭)(S05E24)
Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper coversrock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors,scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spockvaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.(S02E08)(Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock)
Amy：“It's like SesameStreet says, One of these things is not like the other; one of these thingsshould die alone.” (S05E08)(Amy修改了Sesame Street 插曲One of These Things的歌詞，原版One of these things is not like the others, one of these thingsdoesn’t belong)()
Sheldon：“You told me it’smind-blowing, so my mind is going into it pre-blown. Once a mind is pre-blown,it cannot be re-blown.”(S02E22)(Sheldon不喜歡劇透)
Penny: "Look, you are a great guy, andit is the things you love that make you who you are." (S01E14)(Penny saidto Leonard)
Howard： "Love is not asprint, it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she fallsinto your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray." (S01E03)(Howard告訴Leonard愛情是一場馬拉松)
Sheldon： The anthropicprinciple states that if we wish to explain why our universe exists the way itdoes, the answer is that it must have qualities that allow intelligentcreatures to arise who are capable of asking the question. As I am doing so eloquentlyright now. (S06E01 人擇原理)
Bernadette: Sheldon doesn't know when he'sbeing mean because the part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgiefrom the rest of his brain. (S05E21) (Sheldon的大腦)
Sheldon: "The best number is 73. Why?73 is the 21st prime number. It's mirror, 37, is the 12th and it's mirror, 21,is the product of multiplying 7 and 3... and in binary 73 is a palindrome,1001001, which backwards is 1001001." (73最好的數字)
Bernadette: Everyone of you has thecapacity to be anything you want to be. (S06E18) (遠程視頻幫助女生對科學感興趣)
Sheldon: All our lives we have dreamed offinding ourselves inside one of the fantasy worlds we love. And look at us. Atthis moment, we are, in fact, a Star Trek landing party stranded in an alienand unforgiving environment, relying only on our wits, our fortitude and ourmoxie. As long as we have those things, nothing can stop…(S06E13)(智慧、堅毅、勇氣)
Sheldon：German philosopherFriedrich Nietzsche believed that morality is just a fiction used by the herdof inferior human beings to hold back the few superior men. (Sheldon引用尼采)
Raj： “I’m a e are many things seriously wrong with me. And not quirks, either. Like,diagnosable, psychological problems. Maybe brain damage.” (S06E17) (Raj said tohis girlfriend Lucy)
Howard: Well, in romance, as in showbusiness, always leave them wanting more.(S03E09)
Sheldon: There’s only onelogical explanation. Somewhere in the desert we crossed into an alternatedimension where the women in our lives can finally appreciate great literature.(S06E13)(穿越平行宇宙)
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One criesbecause one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and thatmakes me sad. (S03E10)(哭的原因)
Leonard: You are beautiful, you know that?You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show youa night you will never forget. (S04E07) (Leonard speak to FBIgirl)
Better to have loved and lost than never tohave loved at all. (S04E24)
——Alfred Lord Tennyson (Raj change it，不僅不是Shakespeare莎士比亞說的，後面也被他改了)
Sheldon: If outside is so good, why hasmankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside. (S03E12)
Penny：Not knowing is partof the fun! (S06E20)(Howard變魔術給Sheldon)
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid ofinsects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.(Ladybugs瓢蟲有lady和bug，是Raj的殺手)(S03E02)
When I look in your eyes and you're lookingback in mine, everything feels not quite normal. I feel stronger and weaker atthe same time. I feel excited and, at the same time, terrified. The truth is, Idon't know what I feel, except I know what kind of man I want to be.
——Sheldon said to Amy( quote from Spider-Man)(S06E01)
Penny: “Do or do not dothere is only try.”(Penny 引用 Star Wars的Yoda 原句 Do or do not do there is no try.) ( Leonard: Mygirlfriend quoted Star Wars!!!!!!!)(S03E19)
Sheldon: Biologically speaking, Howard isperfectly justified in seeking out the optimum mate for the propagation of hisgenetic line. And whether that propagation is in the interest of humanity is,of course, an entirely different question. (S03E09)(個體的追求和羣體的優質是兩回事)
Sheldon: A fear of heights is illogical. Afear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary. (S02E13) (並非恐高，而是恐懼跌落，這是明智的進化)
Sheldon：Excuse me, but wasthis not your goal? Financial independence through entrepreneurial brillianceand innovation -- my brilliance and innovation, of course, but still. (S02E18)( Sheldon 幫Penny改進生產流程)
Sheldon："It's a warmsummer evening in ancient Greece ..." (S03E10)(教Penny物理)
( It’s a warm summerevening, circa 600 BC, you’ve finished your shopping at the local market, or agora, and youlook up at the night sky. There you notice some of the stars seem to move, soyou name them planetes, or wanderer. ) (仰望天空的好奇誕生物理學)
Sheldon：No, it's not goingto be fine. Change is never fine. They say it is, but it's not. (S02E19)(改變總是不好的)
Sheldon:Penny, please don't hurt my friend.
